STSS – a new feature in the Lair

Y’all, I was inspired today.  Well, both inspired and kind of horrified. I was looking at pictures on Cake Wrecks with Joey and they were featuring these awesome octopus and squid cakes. I know it sounds weird but they were seriously cool cakes.

Vic heard us talking about the cakes and the tentacles and I guess he just couldn’t help himself. He piped up and asked us what happened when they cut one of the tentacles off…what would it be called then. Joey and I both gave him a WTF look and, then came the groan inducing moment. Vic said, “If you cut one off, would it be a nine-tacles instead of a ten-tacles.” After I got done shaking my head and groaning, Vic piped up and said, “So, does this one make the grade? Are you going to report this one too?”

I told Vic that maybe I could start a regular feature. I could call it Shit He Says Sundays. Vic laughed and told me that would be too much pressure. Everyone would expect him to say something bad on Sundays. The my boy, God love him, joined in. Joey said, “Don’t worry, dad. You only have to say something dumb once a week. I’m sure you can manage that.”

In that moment, I knew it couldn’t just be Shit He Says Sunday. I knew it had to be Shit THEY Say Sunday. I’m sure the 4 testosterone laden members of the household can provide me with weekly fodder for this feature.

In the spirit of Shit THEY Say Sunday and because the nine-tacles story is just too short, I have another Vic and Joey gem to share with you.  This facebook screenshot tells the tale…STSSInauguralPost

I couldn’t help myself…was I wrong to encourage the conversation?

3 Responses to STSS – a new feature in the Lair
  1. Amber
    January 21, 2013 | 11:19 am

    That is hilarious! Seriously. I actually think it’s pretty clever to come up with the nine-tacles. Awesome.

  2. Rebecca
    January 21, 2013 | 1:03 pm

    You had me laughing. Hi from ICLW.

  3. Jenny Ford
    January 21, 2013 | 5:34 pm


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