Some animals live in volcanoes

A conversation in my living room…

Gabe: “Some animals live in volcanoes.”
Me: “No, they don’t.”
Gabe: “Yes, some animals live in volcanoes.”
Me: because I don’t feel like arguing “Ok, some animals live in volcanoes.”
Ben (Marty’s friend): “They do? Which ones?”
Gabe: “Some cows do.”
Me: “Cows live in volcanoes?”
Gabe: “Some do.”
Me and Ben: “Why do cows live in volcanoes?”
Gabe ignores this question
Ben: “What do they eat?”
Gabe: “Hot lava.”
Ben: “Why do they eat hot lava?”
Gabe: in a well, duh, why don’t you know this tone “Because they’re stupid that way.”

7 Responses to Some animals live in volcanoes
  1. Kakunaa
    December 6, 2010 | 7:22 pm

    YOU’RE the one I got “fucknuttery” from! That Gabe is a real trip πŸ™‚

  2. Alana
    December 6, 2010 | 7:55 pm

    Too funny! OF COURSE cows eat lava! Lol.

    Happy (late) birthday, hope it was special and fun!

    Also, hope you’ve kicked your cold in the bum and are feeling better now. πŸ™‚

  3. Sheliza
    December 6, 2010 | 11:00 pm

    hahaha! I love the stories little kids come up with.

  4. Another Dreamer
    December 7, 2010 | 3:14 am

    Hehehe, that’s great πŸ™‚

  5. WiseGuy
    December 7, 2010 | 6:40 am

    They eat hot lava to compete with the dragons. Duh!


  6. Meari
    December 7, 2010 | 8:42 pm

    LOL!! Too funny. Because they’re stupid that way… LOL *shaking my head*

  7. Quiet Dreams
    December 12, 2010 | 6:01 pm

    Well, cows ARE pretty dumb.

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