Pillow Talk

This conversation really happened. I couldn’t make this shit up…

Vic: Hmmmm, I wonder what we should make for dinner this weekend?
Me: Dunno
Vic: I know…chicken strips and cherry sauce
Me (sounding extremely skeptical): Why?
Vic: Then I could (breaking into song) give my love a chicken without a bone, give my love a cherry without a stone
Me (in between laughing my ass off): You are so WRONG!

*Disclaimer…No painkillers were consumed prior to this conversation. It must be blamed solely on my husband’s warped brain.
**Bonus points awarded for the person who can identify the source for these somewhat mangled lyrics

9 Responses to Pillow Talk
  1. Ms Dreamer
    August 27, 2010 | 11:36 am

    Animal House; during the toga party – guy with a guitar, singing to a bunch of girls on the stairs, and Bluto trashes the guitar because it’s such a lame song! 🙂

  2. Sheliza
    August 27, 2010 | 12:16 pm

    Husbands are a mess!! Don’t know where it came from but sho nuff sounds like some madness that Dwayne would do.

  3. Mrs. Gamgee
    August 27, 2010 | 1:18 pm

    Men can be such goof-balls… 🙂

  4. Quiet Dreams
    August 27, 2010 | 1:31 pm

    Hahahahahaha!

  5. loribeth
    August 27, 2010 | 2:06 pm

    LOVE that movie!! — it was the first R-rated movie I saw “legally” in the movie theatre after my 18th birthday — I took my younger sister with me. I love how Belushi raises his eyebrow just before he grabs the guitar, lol.

  6. Amaprincess
    August 27, 2010 | 7:42 pm

    Have to love those crazy conversations that make you laugh!!

    ICLW #55

  7. Kakunaa
    August 27, 2010 | 11:18 pm

    It sounds SOOOO familiar, but I can’t place it! GRRR.

  8. Kristin
    August 28, 2010 | 2:11 am

    Ms Dreamer got it right off the bat. I think I cheered when Bluto trashed that guitar because I HATED that song.

  9. Meari
    September 8, 2010 | 2:21 pm

    Hahaha… That’s why you love him!

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