My love affair with John S. Barrowman

Once upon a time there was a lady named Aunt Becky and she encouraged her Merry Band of Pranksters to join her in pranking Google. All you have to do to join in the fun is hope on over to Aunt Becky’s, read about how to do this, and pick a topic or a celebrity like John S. Barrowman to have fun with but you can’t have John S. Barrowman because he’s mine, mine all mine and I just might have to go medieval on your ass if you try to take John Scot Barrowman away from me.

I first discovered John S. Barrowman in his role of Captain Jack Harkness, a bisexual intergalactic con man, on Dr. Who and followed him as John S. Barrowman ‘s Captain Jack became the hero of Torchwood. Johnny boy made the screen sizzle as Captain Jack…oh man, did he make me melt with those gorgeous eyes. So, I had to check out John S. Barrowman’s Wikipeida page and John S. Barrowman’s official web site and especially John S. Barrowman’s take on Beyonce’s Single Ladies
It was after my first exposure to John S. Barrowman that our love affair began. I wrote about the eye candy appeal of John S. Barrowman and mentioned the feelings I had for John S. Barrowman not once but twice. Sadly, the burgeoning love affair had to be kept somewhat secret because John S. Barrowman married his partner Scott Gill in December 2006.

John S. Barrowman & Scott Gill

It wouldn’t do for people to know about our love affair when John S. Barrowman became such a public spokesman for the gay community with John S. Barrowman video The Making of Me.

Not only is my honey, John S. Barrowman, incredibly yummy but he has a great sense of humor too. Check out John S. Barrowman and Simon Anstell in The Gay-Off…too funny!

What more could a woman want in a tv fantasy love like John S. Barrowman? He has it all…the body, the sizzle, the humor, and the loyalty to a cause.

I have to scream our love to the world… JOHN S. BARROWMAN IS MY …oops, shhh, he’s knocking at my door now. Pictures and details to come later.

Prank that google.


My love affair with John S. Barrowman is no longer secret. I’m on the first page of google’s John S. Barrowman search…#5 bitches, take that!

#3 bitches, take that!

21 Responses to My love affair with John S. Barrowman
  1. Sarah Lindahl
    September 15, 2010 | 11:33 pm

    Oh Kristin, John S. Barrowman and I had lunch yesterday and he would NOT SHUT UP about you! Seriously! John S. Barrowman is hot for your loins.

  2. GeekByMarriage
    September 15, 2010 | 11:46 pm

    Once again we must come to blows over our hot two timin’ man. He’s so yummy I’d be willing to share.

  3. Kakunaa
    September 15, 2010 | 11:49 pm

    John S. Barrowman is indeed a cutie. And this idea is HYSTERICAL. Too bad I made my blog unsearchable or I could have some fun 🙂

  4. Kristin
    September 16, 2010 | 12:09 am

    Heather, I love you but I will not share my, yes MY John S. Barrowman with you! Scott Gill can have John S. Barrowman on weekends but you may not have one hair on my John S. Barrowman’s body.

  5. Brooke
    September 16, 2010 | 12:24 am

    I had no idea such a man existed. John S. Barrowman is absolutely FAB!

  6. Anonymous
    September 16, 2010 | 12:30 am

    This is hilarious. You’re #3 now!

  7. BarnMaven
    September 16, 2010 | 1:12 am

    #3…I bow to your superior SEO’ness!!! John Barrowman is so yummy. Mm mm mm. He beats the crud out of Newton Gingrich any day of the week. Then again, so does my dead Aunt Myrtle.

    Thanks for commenting over on my blog!

  8. Erica
    September 16, 2010 | 1:26 am

    Your John S. Barrowman looks kind of like my Johnny Edwards… both hot, am I right?

  9. Beautiful Mess
    September 16, 2010 | 1:53 am

    WOOOHOOO way to go! Number 3, that’s fantastic!

  10. Melissia
    September 16, 2010 | 6:43 am

    Oh Man is the not the hottest Scotsman on the planet? I could just listen to him talk all day and night. I have a thing for those rolling Rs. You should hear him do his native accent, that is very very yummy.

  11. Jen AKA Jupiter
    September 16, 2010 | 8:20 am

    John S. Barrowman is the shizz. I am glad Chuck Norris has allowed him to star on Torchwood.

  12. Mommy on the Spot
    September 16, 2010 | 8:39 am

    Congrats on the successof your google prank with John S. Barrowman! I agree, John S. Barrowman is a hottie. And so is Aunt Becky!

  13. Anna
    September 16, 2010 | 9:06 am

    Woohoo! Your John S. Barrowman prank has been successful. I hope John S. Barrowman writes you a personal thank you note for sharing your love of John S. Barrowman for the entire world to see.

  14. Rebecca
    September 16, 2010 | 10:04 am

    Number FIVE!!! Wow. You are such a great little prankster! Aunt Becky Must Be So Proud!

  15. Megan (Best of Fates)
    September 16, 2010 | 2:02 pm

    I was SO excited when I saw you choose John S. Barrowman – I do so love that man!

    One of my best friends in college was obsessed with Torchwood, so I heard quite a bit about John S. Barrowman, and then I saw John S. Barrowman perform in La Cage Aux Folles on the West End and John S. Barrowman was amazing in it!

  16. Aunt Becky
    September 16, 2010 | 3:18 pm

    My jealousy of your love affair with John S. Barrowman is the stuff of legends. I’m so upset. John C. Mayer will know about this!

  17. Liz
    September 16, 2010 | 4:48 pm

    Wow, #5! I should have picked someone without 15 million results. Way go to with John S Barrowman!

  18. n8rlvr
    September 16, 2010 | 7:48 pm

    I am so impressed that you got #3 for pulling a John C. Mayer on John S. Barrowman! John S. Barrowman is so freakin’ hot. I can totally see why John S. Barrowman should be your boyfriend.

  19. Angie
    September 17, 2010 | 9:49 am

    Congratulations on your successful tribute to John S. Barrowman! He’s definitely deserving, what with being totally cool with a side of awesome sauce.

  20. Ken's choice
    September 19, 2010 | 6:36 am

    Hi Kristine, and Hi to all the other ladies, I just want to say

    HANDS OFF !!!!!

    my John lives and works in GB, where I’m from and John and I are an item,
    the fact he married this bloke, is just a cover up for John and me.

    how I adore this man !!

    best TV personality on British television.

    he is on BBC, nearly every other day with shows, quizzes, kids programmes etc.

  21. MrsSpock
    September 19, 2010 | 1:27 pm

    That is freakin awesome.

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