Limerick for my Thug Sista

There once was a superhero named Kym
who partnered with Miss W, her IM
They made me laugh ’til I cried
and my son nearly died*
all from a convo started on a whim

I know this isn’t the best limerick around but I had to come up with a tribute to the wonderful, whacked out sense of humor possessed by my thug sista Kym. With loving tribute and the earnest desire to share the laughs, I now present the conversation that inspired this post (she blogged it here)…

Skype chat with Miss W, my intended mother*

Miss W: I have a question for you.

Me: k

Miss W: Do you think Hagrid is infertile?

Me: Hagrid as in Harry Potter Hagrid?

Miss W: Yes, that Hagrid. And isn’t it sad? He works with children, uses (scary) animals as surrogate children…

Me: hmm…

Miss W: I mean…ok, if you cross species, say a horse and a donkey — infertile mule. A lion and a tiger — infertile liger. So a giant and a human…

Me: I wouldn’t think so. I think that in the scope of the books, he didn’t get the chance to have kids. I always imagined that after the big battle at Hogwarts, he and the Beaubatons’ headmistress (whatever her name was) hooked up, got married, and had little giant babies, lol.

Miss W: I think Madame Maxine is the only person he could have ever married.

Me: yup

Miss W: Because um…I think he would have killed a human female if he had sex with her.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Miss W: Now my next question…

Me: well, maybe a muggle female. maybe a magic female could have magic wanded her vag: “VAGINUS MAXIMUS!”

Miss W: See, now you are going in the right direction with my next question. Hagrid’s dad was a wizard. His mom a giant. HOW THE HELL DID THAT WORK?

Me: HAHAHAHAHA

Miss W: I mean, I suppose it’s much better than the other way around.

Me: ERECTUS PENIUS MAXIMUS!

Miss W: OMG — that is exactly what I thought! Some kind of engorgement charm. Otherwise? I think he was just off by himself wanking somewhere when a giantess picked him up and inserted him tampon style.

Me: I am seriously losing my shit laughing over here. HILARIOUS.

Miss W: haha

Me: I am sooooooooooooo blogging this.

*of embarassment

14 Responses to Limerick for my Thug Sista
  1. Kymberli
    February 5, 2010 | 12:25 pm

    How do you do it? How do you always manage to do a sneak attack and brighten my day when I least expect it?

    I’m losing it down here.

    I. Love. You.

  2. JuliaS
    February 5, 2010 | 1:50 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I’m almost ashamed that it never occurred to me . . .

  3. *Tanyetta*
    February 5, 2010 | 3:15 pm

    ***ERECTUS PENIUS MAXIMUS!***

    LOVE IT!

  4. Lynn
    February 5, 2010 | 4:06 pm

    That is the funniest darn convo I’ve seen in ages! Love the limerick as well 😀

    Made my day!

  5. MrsSpock
    February 5, 2010 | 6:30 pm

    I am so glad I am not the only one who wondered how Hagrid’s parents got it on…lol

  6. Quiet Dreams
    February 5, 2010 | 8:23 pm

    I actually had also wondered that about Hagrid’s parents…guess there’s a lot of us out there with that kind of mind. 🙂

  7. Flying Monkeys
    February 5, 2010 | 8:40 pm

    OMG! That is hilarious!!

  8. battynurse
    February 6, 2010 | 12:47 am

    OMG. That is seriously funny. Especially the part about inserting him tampon style.

  9. Another Dreamer
    February 6, 2010 | 2:08 am

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha! LMAO.

    On a side note… I’m glad I wasn’t the only one wondering about how Hagrid could possibly have even been brought into existence in the first place, LOL.

  10. cysteract
    February 15, 2010 | 10:55 pm

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHA… just back from an awful interview and I needed a laugh.

    Your Awsome
    Thanks !

  11. Mama-Beans
    February 16, 2010 | 2:05 pm

    Holy Cripes, my belly HURTS!!! That was AWESOME!

  12. Lavender Luz
    February 26, 2010 | 1:12 am

    Can’t. Stop. Laughing. At the whole lot of you.

  13. JJ
    February 28, 2010 | 12:17 pm

    Very, very fun! Love your creativity!

  14. WiseGuy
    February 28, 2010 | 2:56 pm

    *blush*…

    Good job!

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