A Kitchen Conversation

I went into the kitchen to get a drink and grab a small snack. Vic was standing in front of the sink. This is what went down…

Me: poked Vic in the ass as I reached by him to get a piece of bread out of the bread box
Vic: You’re going to have to stop poking me in the ass.
Me: Pshhhh, why would I do that?
Vic: Because I told you to…
Me: I haven’t listened to you in 18 years. Why would I start now? Wait, wait…you know why I won’t start listening to you now?  Because it might give you a heart attack.  You might die from shock and then I would have to go out and get a job and support these yahoos myself.
Vic: looks on in disbelief You would find someone else.  I have faith in you.
Me: See, I don’t listen to you because I’m looking out for your health.  I looooooove you.
Vic: shaking head That is the biggest bunch of bullshit I have ever heard. 
Marty: from other room You two are really messed up.
Vic: What did you do?  Go get the biggest bull you could find because that is truly a load of crap.

11 Responses to A Kitchen Conversation
  1. battynurse
    November 9, 2010 | 12:19 am

    LOL. At least you have fun.

  2. Mrs. Gamgee
    November 9, 2010 | 12:21 am

    Oh hon… What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall in your house on any given day. Thanks for the giggle!

  3. Kristi aka "Judy"
    November 9, 2010 | 1:00 am

    I <3 you both bunches!!
    Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me…lol

  4. JamericanSpice
    November 9, 2010 | 8:52 am

    That’s funny.

    It’s good that you both rap like that with each other. I’d love if we do that.

    It just adds something 🙂

  5. Quiet Dreams
    November 9, 2010 | 11:55 am

    You two are so cute.

  6. Suzy, Not a Fertile Myrtle
    November 9, 2010 | 12:42 pm

    That is hilarious!

  7. Sheliza
    November 9, 2010 | 1:12 pm

    haha! I love it…you and Vic remind of me and Dwayne. Gotta be able to have fun 🙂

  8. Lin
    November 9, 2010 | 3:39 pm

    LOL…love that!

  9. Dora
    November 9, 2010 | 4:32 pm

    Snort! Awwww, that’s love.

  10. Janice
    November 9, 2010 | 4:45 pm

    HEY!!! You won my giveaway for the magazine subscription! Email me at tmy880@cox.net so I can get your address to send the magazines to. 🙂

    Love your blog-you have a great sense of humor!

  11. Kakunaa
    November 9, 2010 | 6:03 pm

    LMAO. Awesome conversation.

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