The King Street Players present:

The things kids say
EM isn’t really evil here…well, maybe just a little.

EM is in the kitchen preparing dinner while MBMS is doing homework.

EM: Oh wow…these are way too big.
MBMS: What are too big?

EM holds up a chicken breast that looks like it came from a mutant chicken.

EM: These are too big.
MBMS: What is it?
EM: A chicken breast…its enough for three servings.
MBMS theatrically moaning: Oh mom…you put such horrible images in my head.
EM: Dude, I was talking about chicken. I didn’t make your mind go there.
MBMS: But I’m not old enough for images like that. I still think “IT’S” gross.

EM totally loses it!

MBMS: Whats so funny, Mom?
EM: Bwahahahahahahaha…obviously, your brain is old enough…it went there!

A few minutes later when EM finally stops laughing, she decides to tease MBMS some more…

EM: Hey Marty…
MBMS: Yeah mom…
EM: You know how you want another little brother or sister?
MBMS: Yeah
EM: If we do get pregnant again, guess what I’m going to spend the whole time reminding you of?
MBMS: Eeeeewwwwwwww…gross!
EM: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Scene fades to black………

6 Responses to The King Street Players present:
  1. Amanda
    November 12, 2008 | 8:05 pm

    LOL! Mine is just a little too young for that yet, but I know it’s coming soon. And actually I don’t think men ever grow out of hearing the word breast and snickering. 🙂

  2. Jen
    November 12, 2008 | 8:54 pm

    ours must be long lost twins or something, Jack says the same thing about wanting another brother, until I remind him how its done lol.

  3. Cara
    November 12, 2008 | 9:06 pm

    You are years ahead of me…thank goodness! We are still working through the “chasing the boys on the Kindergarten playground” phase!

  4. MrsSpock
    November 12, 2008 | 9:50 pm

    Oh great, now I just thought of my own parents. Eeewww!

  5. Dora
    November 12, 2008 | 10:21 pm

    You’re so bad! And so funny!

  6. Pam Ringo
    November 13, 2008 | 1:43 am

    I swear that sometimes you just write scenes from my house…

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