I think pregnancy has really warped my sense of humor…

for those of you who are long time friends, I know this statement has you scratching your head and saying “But it was warped before.” I think pregnancy has made it even more warped than normal…or maybe its like gallows humor…it is what allows me to cling to the small amount of sanity I have.

You may ask why I think my sense of humor is warped. Well, I don’t know what hit me the other night but I decided that I need to take a washable marker with me when I check into the hospital. Right before they wheel me to the operating room to do the c-section, I am going to draw an arrow pointing to my old c-section scar and label it INSTALL ZIPPER HERE. I think I will have to let one nurse in on the joke so she can get a pic of the look on my OB’s face…ROFL!

And, a miracle occured today. I was actually able to shave my own legs and paint my own toenails. Not bad for someone over 38 weeks pregnant.

7 Responses to I think pregnancy has really warped my sense of humor…
  1. Anonymous
    November 27, 2005 | 10:13 am

    Okay, the picture of the doc’s face, I gotta see.

    and where’s this week’s belly picture? You’re forgiven on the lack of that, but I do expect one next week before you go in.

    ONE WEEK!!!!! Oh wait, that’s this Friday!!!! less than a week.


  2. Jenn
    November 27, 2005 | 11:58 am

    That IS funny– I wanna see a belly pic! I am so excited for you…please try and post after the prince makes his arrival…

    Love, Jenn

  3. Pam
    November 28, 2005 | 10:32 am

    Ya know… your ‘warpedness’ is one of the reasons I love you so much…and probably one of the reasons we all get along so well! lol

    I’m anxiously awaiting the news that Gabe is here!! Oh and when you get a chance, I’m dying to see the pictures of the finished loft for the boys!

    Love ya hon!

  4. Hostile in Ohio
    November 29, 2005 | 1:12 pm

    ROFL Definately like the zipper idea. My mom when she went for an OB appointment for me, put a sticker or tag that read “Do Not Open Until Christmas” you know EXACTLY where she put it. That doctor was BRIGHT red and couldn’t even do the check up LOL

    I hope you get a picture of the doctors face.

  5. Anonymous
    November 29, 2005 | 6:07 pm

    Woweee, almost there! I’ll check back, haha!


  6. The Barrenness
    November 30, 2005 | 5:40 pm

    So does this mean you have dropped? Does that actually happen? I don’t think I ever dropped. My girl just seemed to climb up and down inside my uterus.

  7. The Lioness
    November 30, 2005 | 8:09 pm

    Oh please please please do it! And how you manage to still be walking I’ll never know, you are indeed humungous! The child will pop out wearing a moustache already at the very least, he’ll be a giant!

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