Household Hints from Evil Mom

Hi all…Evil Mom here and have I got a household hint for you. I don’t know about you but I am forever running out of super glue or I never, ever have spackling around when I need it. Well, I’ve got a solution…Wally World Peanut Butter. I know a whole host of you are sitting there thinking “what the fuck?!?!?…has Evil mom been smoking crack?” I assure you I have not. Seriously, Wally World peanut butter should not be called peanut butter. It is so damned thick that it should be labeled peanut spackling. We bought a jar of it a few weeks ago because were out and we didn’t feel like stopping by the grocery store. Never again because Oh my freaking Gawd is it thick. The taste is good but is literally thick and sticky enough to suspend one object from another (see pics below)…


glass suspended by peanut spackling
from another glass


plastic cup suspended from
solatube sky light

So, the next time you have a quickie repair or a hole to fill, whip out the Wally World peanut spackling and fix and fill away.

8 Responses to Household Hints from Evil Mom
  1. Dora
    April 13, 2010 | 4:48 pm

    Bwahahahahaha!

  2. Heather R.
    April 13, 2010 | 4:58 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

    Pffft I just started buying that brand of PB. Cheap and a little goes a looooong way. My kids would eat PBJ 3 meals a day if I let them. Thin layer instead of half a jar, I’ll take it!

  3. Quiet Dreams
    April 13, 2010 | 5:53 pm

    I *heart* Evil Mom.

  4. Sheliza
    April 13, 2010 | 6:33 pm

    you crazy ass woman (and I mean that respectfully ;)!!! hahahaha!!!!!

  5. Mrs. Gamgee
    April 14, 2010 | 12:40 am

    LOL! That is hilarious! I’m imagining those old super glue commercials with the guy in the hard hat only with peanut butter oozing over the top of his hat.

  6. WiseGuy
    April 14, 2010 | 4:13 am

    Voice 1 in my mind calls Evil Mom *resourceful*.

    Voice 2 is chuckling.

    Voice 3 is asking for some peanut butter.

    I will comment when the issues of the three voices get resolved. :-p

  7. Jen
    April 14, 2010 | 10:31 am

    I got one of walmart’s peanut butter and sent it to work with Phil cause I could not deal with the mess it was making on the poor abused bread I was trying to get it to spread

  8. Meari
    April 14, 2010 | 11:02 am

    hahaha… that is too funny. I think you should do a PB test like that on different brands!

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