An Explanation for Everything

I should have known better. I should not have pursued that train of thought. When Marty comes to you late at night with a seemingly innocuous line of questioning, all sensors start screaming “Danger Will Robinson Danger.” But, for you my faithful friends and readers, I entertained his train of thought.  This is what happened…

Marty: “Mom, you know how the Bible says we were created in God’s image…”
Me: “Yeah”
Marty: “and you know how some people look at us and say that must mean God has a good sense of humor…”
Me: sensors are starting to scream at me but I’m in too deep already “Ummmm, yeah” thinking I’m a little scared to see where this is going
Marty: “Well, I’ve figured out what the Big Bang was…”
Me: oh shit, I can only imagine where this is going “What was it?”
Marty: “The Big Bang was God going through puberty. After all, we know how bad it is for us, imagine an omnipotent being going through it.”
*Me: Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha I never, ever learn, do I?

*of course, I called Vic at work to tell him and his only question (after laughing his ass off) was “Lightning hasn’t struck the house yet, has it?”

8 Responses to An Explanation for Everything
  1. stitcheranon
    November 29, 2010 | 6:19 am

    Now you know that could have been so much worse hahaha. Count your blessings he stopped at puberty lol

  2. Suzy, Not a Fertile Myrtle
    November 29, 2010 | 12:46 pm

    That is awesome!! So funny!

  3. Quiet Dreams
    November 29, 2010 | 11:54 pm

    I love that Marty. This really made me LOL.

  4. Another Dreamer
    November 30, 2010 | 1:42 am

    Hehe, that’s great!

  5. Kakunaa
    November 30, 2010 | 11:57 am

    I honestly thought it would be worse. That’s not so illogical! Hysterical, though.

  6. Meari
    November 30, 2010 | 10:59 pm

    That is way too funny!

  7. Barb
    December 1, 2010 | 9:56 pm

    ahhahahaha. And yes you really are a lucky woman. 🙂 (from your other post)

  8. battynurse
    December 5, 2010 | 1:34 pm

    Lol. That’s pretty good thinking on his part.

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