Crafty Me – NSFW

Honestly y’all, I had plans to be witty and wonderful this week but I kind of feel like I’m struggling to keep my head above water. I am feeling a lot better but it’s taken almost a week and my house is in chaos and I have so very much to catch up on. So, I hope you don’t mind but I’m going to show off the crafts I told y’all about yesterday.

Spermity Sperm
Spermity Sperm and Beanis the 18+ inch Penis
(BTW, don’t you think the sperm looks sort of like a Snork head)
Beanis the Penis – side view
Pi Necklace
glove in progress

I hope y’all got a good laugh from this.

8 Responses to Crafty Me – NSFW
  1. areyoukiddingme
    March 22, 2011 | 10:49 pm

    Do you have a pattern for the sperm? I know someone who needs it…

  2. Mrs. Gamgee
    March 22, 2011 | 11:27 pm

    Love love love it!!! Beanis the penis… too funny!

    Hope all starts to mellow out for you and yours soon!

  3. Mariah
    March 23, 2011 | 12:44 am

    Just filthy. LMAO! Where’s the pattern??? Um…not for me…for….um…. That’s not the point.

  4. WiseBursche
    March 23, 2011 | 2:12 am

    I was shocked to see those pics….and then I read your previous post and understood the context.

    Stick to gloves, lady. Stick to gloves. :-p

  5. Jen
    March 23, 2011 | 9:17 am

    on seeing Beanis the penis, Bean walked in so I started singing “and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air” look mommy and rocket. thanks lol

  6. Leigh
    March 23, 2011 | 10:54 am

    Oh my goodness! Those are great! I really love spermity sperm! Could you crochet about 10 million of those for me! 😉 We have only a couple of million right now. HAHA!

  7. Lindsay
    March 23, 2011 | 2:58 pm

    Oh my, I so did not expect to see that scolling down the page!
    Too funny

  8. Lu
    March 24, 2011 | 9:20 pm

    classic. Love your sense of humor! I think you need to commercialize these.

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