Blessed are the atheists…

*Please don’t think I discriminate against anyone because of their beliefs or lack of beliefs. This post was shared on facebook and I unintentionally offended a dear friend (and please do not criticize her for her reaction). One of my dearest friends from college is an atheist and he thought this was funny so I really didn’t think it would bother anyone.

My hubby found this joke on the WRAL channel 5 GOLO (go local) blogs. I thought is was funny as hell and had to share it with y’all.

Blessed are the atheists…

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself.

As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path.

Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out: “Oh my God!…” Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying, “You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others that I don’t exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice. The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

The bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke,”Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful.”

5 Responses to Blessed are the atheists…
  1. Sheliza
    September 13, 2010 | 9:20 am

    haha! That is pretty funny 🙂

  2. Kakunaa
    September 13, 2010 | 10:58 am

    As an atheist/agnostic/pagan, I find it HYSTERICAL. No worries here. LMAO.

  3. Bean
    September 13, 2010 | 6:57 pm

    I wasn’t offended, I just didn’t think it was funny. I’m sorry you are upset that I frowned, I didn’t mean to start a thing. <3

  4. Kristin
    September 13, 2010 | 8:06 pm

    You didn’t start a thing honey. I’m not upset you frowned. I just thought I offended you and didn’t want that to happen.

  5. Beautiful Mess
    September 16, 2010 | 1:51 am

    AHAHAHAHA! I love it! I’m going to have to send it to my dad.

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