To the Ass Clown who stole my mother’s purse

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To the Ass Clown who stole my mother’s purse tonight at the Wayne County Fair,

I hope you rot in hell. My mother is the type of woman who would give you the shirt off her back if you just asked. She doesn’t care who you are, what you look like, or even how long she’s known you. If you need help and she has a way to give it, she helps. Hell, sometimes my mother finds a way to help even when she shouldn’t really do it.

Today, my mother was at the Wayne County Fair with me (her daughter), 3 of her grandchildren, and two friends. She was treating us all to a day out so we could all just have some fun. But, did you let it go. No, Ass Clown, you interrupted our rare and beautiful day out together by stealing her brand new purse.

But, guess what Ass Clown? The jokes on you. Her debit card and all her cash was in her pocket. And that nice new Android phone in the purse…not gonna work for you. My dad had it shut down less than an hour after her purse was lifted. Credit cards…no dice either. All the companies have already been contacted and they’re just worthless pieces of plastic now. So, Ass Clown, why don’t you dig down deep inside of you and find that one scrap of humanity and decency inside. Instead of ditching the now useless ID and cards and phone in a trash can somewhere, pretend to be a good samaritan and turn it into the cops. Unlike you, my mom is a decent person and wouldn’t hang you out to dry (my dad on the other hand is out for blood…he is PISSED that someone dared to do this to his wife).

Sincerely,

a seriously pissed off daughter

7 Responses to To the Ass Clown who stole my mother’s purse
  1. manapan
    October 7, 2012 | 5:24 am

    Oh no! I hope your mom gets her things back ASAP. Though I can’t imagine she’d ever be able to look at the purse again without the tainted memory!
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  2. Becky (your fab sister)
    October 7, 2012 | 10:03 am

    Talked to momma last night and she was so upset. Can you believe she was sayong things like “I should have known better”? Makes me so angry. We have been incredibly blessed to have her in our lives, and to be able to witness the bleasings she showers onto others. So, Ass Clown, watch your back. You’ve officially pissed off he whole family.

  3. mrs spock
    October 7, 2012 | 10:29 am

    What a turd!

  4. knottedfingers
    October 7, 2012 | 12:28 pm

    Your poor mom!!! 🙁 I’m so so sorry that someone violated her in this way. And it really is a violation. This is like assholes who steal cane’s out of people’s car and steal wheelchair ramps. A special place in hell for them all
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  5. Another Dreamer
    October 7, 2012 | 1:31 pm

    How awful! I’m glad that you were all able to shut down the cards/phone so quickly, and her debit card wasn’t in there… but the principle of the matter still sucks! I’m sorry to hear that happened to her.

  6. Justine
    October 7, 2012 | 1:43 pm

    I’m so sorry that this happened to your mother! I can’t believe how cruel people can be … especially to someone who causes no harm, and does GOOD. 🙁
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  7. Sandy
    October 7, 2012 | 11:34 pm

    Bastards! So sorry that happened.
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